This centerpiece blends playful Nordic carving with creamy dill Skyr dip, turning humble roots into a feast fit for kings, dragons... or hungry little Vikings.
Ingredients
Roasted Throne Spears
1medium rutabaga (or substitute sweet potato or golden beet)
2carrots
2parsnips
2purple potatoes (or red or Yukon Gold)
1½tbsp olive oil
Salt & pepper
½tsp smoked paprika or ground cumin for warmth (Optional)
Skyr Dill Ranch Dip
¾cup plain Skyr or Greek yogurt
2tbsp buttermilk or oat milk
1tbsp chopped fresh dill
1tsp lemon juice
½tsp garlic powder
Salt and pepper to taste
For Assembly
1rustic bread round, hollowed
(or use a shallow wooden bowl or board)
2tbsp Optional: beet purée or juice (for spooky “blood” drizzle)
Fresh herbs (dill, rosemary, sage)
Instructions
1. Preheat & Prep
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Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C).
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Peel and cut root vegetables into long, jagged spear shapes, about 4–6 inches long. Vary heights for a wild, throne-like silhouette.
2. Roast the Veggie Spears
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Toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, and optional spices.
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Spread on a parchment-lined baking sheet.
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Roast for 30–35 minutes, flipping halfway, until golden and just tender (not too soft—you want them to stand upright).
3. Make the Skyr Ranch Dip
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Whisk together all dip ingredients in a bowl. Chill while the veggies roast.
4. Assemble the Throne
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Spoon dip generously into the center of the hollowed bread round or wooden bowl.
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Insert roasted veggies upright into the dip, fanning outward like throne blades.
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Use shorter pieces in the front, taller ones in back.
5. Garnish & Dramatize
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Tuck fresh herbs around the base.
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For a spooky effect, drizzle beet purée down the throne like blood.
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Serve with crispbread “swords” or roasted flatbread shards for extra drama.
Note
Swede Dish Tips
For a milder flavor, sub rutabaga with sweet potato or golden beet
Serve warm or at room temp
Add marbled “dragon eggs” around the base for extra flair
Perfect for fall gatherings, fantasy-themed parties, or as a conversation-starting veggie platter